[0.0s] previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[2.9s] In the room you're in now, there is a statue in the center of the room of a god named Loth.
[10.1s] And in the portal, you see the face of an ebony-skinned, white-haired drow.
[17.4s] And he says, you adventurers have had quite the journey, haven't you?
[22.9s] You are the three who I need in order to get the power.
[28.6s] Oh, this fucking guy.
[33.8s] That was a game, right?
[35.5s] And what makes you think we're going to tell you?
[39.1s] Well, you're never going to get out of the dungeon without telling me.
[43.5s] I've heard that one before.
[45.1s] I need to know where to get the train.
[48.6s] You continue walking down this hallway and it takes you through a winding path.
[52.6s] You see a false stone wall.
[55.5s] It pulls out and towards the corner and it reveals an unlocked wooden door.
[62.9s] Good catch.
[63.8s] Too good to be true or too good to pass up.
[67.0s] What do you guys think?
[68.0s] Too good to pass up.
[69.9s] There is a mosaic of legendary monsters and a buzzing noise can be heard.
[77.7s] Flint, you are swiped at by a dragon-esque looking statue.
[86.4s] Bring it.
[87.0s] And as it punches through the wall, the wall crumbles and out pour four 10-foot wide,
[95.4s] hairy, huge spiders.
[97.5s] Four giant wasps about the size of halflings zip quickly past your head.
[101.7s] It's getting a bit crowded in here.
[103.1s] With your leaping jump, crumbles the final gargoyle in the room.
[108.6s] When you hear another buzz and you see a blue orb and out steps Tibby.
[116.2s] You guys ready to blow this pop stand or what?
[118.1s] And then as quick as it began, it ends.
[122.9s] You look around and you quickly realize that you are no longer in Faerun.
[127.5s] We open on a field to the east of Mirabar.
[136.2s] It's on a high hill to the west.
[138.2s] You see the town of Mirabar and to the east, the wide open plains of Faerun.
[143.8s] The static in the air quickly forms animals scatter from the area
[149.7s] and this blue orb appears and you are back in Faerun outside of Mirabar.
[157.0s] Not in the dungeon.
[158.3s] And you look to Mirabar and you see plumes of smoke coming up from the city.
[164.0s] You are a bit stunned having just stepped through the portal
[168.3s] and experiencing what you have just seen and done.
[172.3s] Thea now owns a book of the druids, which brings into question some thoughts she had
[178.3s] on what it means to be a druid and in control of her powers.
[181.9s] Flint, as you step through the portal, you hear the anguished cries of Bort,
[189.7s] a dragonborn hunter-ranger, screaming at you for having torn him from his land and world.
[198.9s] I did not ask for this.
[201.1s] Just a heads up.
[202.5s] But you have it now.
[203.7s] But I mean, if you're going to blame someone,
[205.4s] don't blame the guy that just had it thrust upon him.
[207.5s] Let's just take a minute and you can maybe discuss amongst yourselves
[212.4s] in character some of the things you've seen and done
[216.8s] and how you're feeling about now knowing that there are parallel worlds,
[221.4s] not just planes as you were used to with the guild,
[225.3s] but parallel worlds in other universes.
[228.0s] Thea sits down on the ground and pulls out a joint and just lights up and is like,
[234.7s] Oh, Jesus.
[237.6s] Yeah, guys, this is a lot to take in.
[241.0s] I mean, those guys seem great and all.
[244.4s] But what the hell is going on?
[247.4s] I thought we were dealing with dragons and that was crazy enough for someone
[255.6s] who's just a simple person.
[257.6s] And now I find out, oh, there's whole other dimensions.
[261.4s] There's whole other worlds.
[262.8s] There's whole other groups of people that we don't even know about.
[267.6s] And now one of them is stuck in Flint.
[270.3s] Yep.
[270.9s] And the animals, man, the animals.
[274.2s] Remember that elephant?
[276.3s] Yeah, I don't know.
[280.5s] If I was a religious person, I would be having a crisis of faith.
[286.6s] Since I'm not, I kind of just want to go like hide in the woods.
[292.2s] That's kind of my go-to to feel better.
[296.2s] But we got a lot of shit we have to do.
[298.6s] We have people counting on us.
[300.2s] What's going on over there in Miravar?
[302.3s] The whole town's on fire.
[305.2s] What happened since we left the dungeon?
[307.1s] How long have we even been gone?
[309.0s] Oh, God, that's a good question.
[310.6s] I wonder if time works the same.
[312.6s] Exactly.
[313.6s] I look at Flint's face and I throw him a joint.
[317.7s] And I say, buddy, you look worse than you did after you got out of the Fist of the Iron Dawn.
[324.2s] This is much needed, for sure.
[327.7s] Flint, do you want to make a constitution check?
[330.6s] Yeah, right.
[331.8s] That is a 16.
[333.4s] Bort rolled a 20.
[337.0s] Out of Flint's mouth, which you guys have experienced this before,
[342.5s] Bort begins to scream.
[345.3s] It's like it kind of fades in.
[347.6s] Why did you bring me back here?
[349.8s] Why did you bring me here?
[350.8s] Where am I?
[351.8s] The elix shuffles back on the ground away from Flint.
[355.9s] He said I wanted to come back.
[357.4s] I did not want to come here with you.
[361.2s] I look at you, Lara.
[362.2s] But if the choice was that or die, isn't this a better choice?
[367.4s] I don't know.
[368.4s] What if we can get you out of his body, into a new body somehow?
[373.8s] Do you have that sort of power in this world?
[376.6s] Maybe.
[377.4s] Maybe.
[378.9s] We can certainly search.
[382.1s] Flint, you want to make a con check?
[383.6s] That is a 18.
[385.3s] He rolled a six.
[386.7s] Bort is gone and Flint is back.
[388.7s] Flint, where did you go?
[389.7s] What did that feel like?
[390.5s] What's going on, buddy?
[391.4s] Tell me.
[392.4s] It does not feel good when that happens, I'll tell you that much.
[396.1s] So is Flint aware and can hear everything that's happening?
[399.0s] Or is it like he has a fugue state and blacks out
[401.6s] and finds himself in a completely different location?
[405.2s] Why am I covered in tattoos?
[408.2s] Basically, how I am going to treat it is there are two drivers at the wheel.
[414.5s] When Bort wins the con, he takes control and he can say and do whatever he wants
[421.9s] Flint's body to say and do.
[423.7s] They probably not right now, but probably very soon I'm going to have Flint and Bort
[429.5s] have a conversation about what they want.
[433.4s] But for the rest of the episode, we're going to say Flint is in control.
[437.0s] But Flint, you feel like there's someone always pulling at your mind
[443.0s] to try and get control of your body.
[445.6s] Sweet.
[446.0s] So I have to concentrate all the time?
[448.5s] Yeah.
[449.8s] That sounds uncomfortable.
[451.3s] This is going to go great, guys.
[453.9s] Maybe you don't want to take that joint now.
[455.6s] Maybe you don't want that.
[459.1s] Fuck it, Bort.
[459.8s] You just take over.
[460.6s] You just take over.
[462.0s] Bort, I'm tired.
[463.1s] I need some Flint time.
[464.9s] So you just go right ahead.
[466.6s] Should we go down to Mirabar or should we just go back to Luskin?
[471.7s] That's where we were going to take the box, right?
[473.8s] We need to go get your armor.
[475.7s] Oh, my God.
[476.2s] Yes.
[477.0s] Yeah, right.
[478.0s] I've forgotten all about my armor.
[480.2s] I just get a tingly feeling all up and down.
[482.3s] And possibly a new trucker hat for Donnie.
[484.8s] Guys, we have to go back because Primsbane probably has control
[489.3s] of the entire Mirabar army by now.
[492.6s] We can't just let them run rampant over the whole world.
[497.4s] Thea lays down in the grass.
[499.7s] It's like, can't we?
[505.3s] Thea's having a crisis of druidness.
[510.1s] As you lay down in the grass, you begin to feel a rumble.
[515.2s] In the ground.
[517.4s] Pardon me.
[521.0s] Not that kind of rumble.
[522.9s] You begin to feel a very even-paced cadence.
[529.0s] Guys, someone's marching.
[531.2s] And as you look to the east over the top of another large hill,
[535.5s] you see the remaining soldiers of the Axe of Mirabar marching towards Mirabar.
[543.2s] Oh!
[543.6s] Guys, they haven't made it there yet.
[545.5s] Primsbane probably isn't controlling them yet.
[547.8s] If we can cut them off, maybe we can work together to stop Primsbane,
[552.4s] and then we can try and figure out what to do to get Bort out of Flint
[556.7s] because this is an unmanageable situation.
[561.9s] Oh, it is not working for anybody.
[564.3s] Okay.
[564.9s] Thea, are you okay?
[567.3s] Sure, let's go.
[568.2s] Oh, yeah.
[572.3s] So that joint kicked in.
[573.7s] You're a bit more relaxed.
[575.1s] So Thea does a somersault.
[576.7s] Just like a little, like, woo, in the grass and gets up
[579.6s] and starts walking towards the army.
[581.4s] Everybody else just does laissez-faire about it,
[583.8s] or you guys have a different notice?
[586.4s] I'm ready.
[587.2s] I want to cut them off,
[588.6s] and if we can get an army on our side fighting this dumb bastard,
[595.6s] I'm happy to do it.
[597.4s] Let's get some help.
[598.9s] How far out are they?
[600.1s] They're a fair ways out, maybe just under a kilometer,
[604.2s] but you're about halfway between them and Mirabar.
[606.8s] Do you guys want to hop on?
[608.6s] I know you shouldn't smoke and fly, but...
[612.8s] But Guacamole would be the one flying.
[615.0s] Yeah.
[615.8s] Do you guys want to hop on and get there fast?
[617.7s] Let's do it.
[618.3s] Good. I don't want to run.
[619.6s] And?
[620.1s] What if Guacamole gets a contact high?
[624.2s] My joint is done.
[627.5s] I pulled that back pretty fast.
[629.0s] This will also give us a chance to observe from a distance
[634.6s] or easily retreatable if they're under Prim's Bane's control, hopefully.
[641.4s] Guacamole has really good sight vision, and we can...
[645.3s] Really good sight vision?
[646.3s] Yeah.
[647.5s] Yeah, sight vision.
[649.0s] Shut up, Russ.
[650.0s] I'm not high right now, actually.
[654.1s] Those words just came out of my mouth.
[655.7s] Guacamole has really good vision.
[658.7s] You bastard.
[659.8s] And we can talk to each other telepathically,
[663.1s] so I can ask Guacamole if they look like...
[667.4s] Because they looked weird, right?
[668.6s] They looked undead.
[669.6s] Yes.
[670.1s] Right?
[671.4s] So, okay, I summon Guacamole.
[675.4s] Gwak!
[682.0s] And my wonderful Jade Serpentine Owl.
[686.2s] Comes forth from the...
[689.0s] Is that what you say when Guacamole comes up?
[690.8s] Yeah, I do now.
[692.1s] Perfect.
[693.5s] Hi, Theodos.
[695.7s] Gwak!
[697.1s] So, yeah, we telepathically communicate.
[699.8s] So we hop on, because she's already wearing a saddle,
[702.7s] and we... and off we fly.
[704.6s] You fly up and you're up in the air.
[706.5s] You're able to see Mirabar better.
[709.0s] And it looks like there are buildings on fire.
[712.6s] You can see soldiers of the acts of Mirabar in the city,
[717.6s] and you can see people running from them.
[719.8s] So the soldiers in town are...
[721.5s] Oh, but we knew that.
[722.3s] The soldiers in town were all overtaken.
[725.4s] Yes, and as you fly more towards the army
[730.9s] that's coming towards the city,
[733.4s] they see you and they stop their position,
[736.1s] and you hear them readying their archers
[739.1s] as you fly down and near them.
[741.7s] And they yell up to you.
[743.2s] If you don't want to be shot from the sky,
[745.9s] you should probably come down now.
[748.2s] Do they say that in unison, or does like a dude say that,
[751.6s] or do they say it like a bunch of people say it at different times?
[755.2s] A single dude at the front says that.
[758.0s] Can I see how they look from here?
[759.8s] From what you can see, they look to be normal.
[763.7s] They are all wearing full armor and with their headgear and stuff, but...
[768.7s] Can Guacamole see anything?
[770.3s] You or Guacamole see nothing
[772.2s] that appears out of the ordinary with them.
[774.5s] Okay.
[776.1s] Guacamole lands like a good, you know,
[778.9s] a decent distance away, like away, you know, for safety.
[783.6s] And the guy who yelled at you,
[786.8s] he looks like he's got much finer plate mail.
[789.5s] You could say he's probably the commander or leader of this squad.
[793.8s] Then he yells out to you and says,
[795.9s] you need to start explaining to yourselves what's going on here.
[798.9s] Why is there fire in Mirabar?
[800.6s] And what are you doing flying towards us?
[803.8s] Guys, he seems like he doesn't know anything about what's going on.
[806.8s] This is perfect.
[810.6s] What's going on?
[812.6s] What's your name, sir?
[813.5s] I'm Commander Hammerstryker,
[815.6s] and I am the commander of the acts of Mirabar.
[817.9s] Okay, Hammy, listen up.
[819.3s] You want to make a history check first?
[821.6s] Are we all making history checks?
[823.0s] Yeah, everybody can.
[824.2s] History.
[828.0s] 16.
[829.1s] 19.
[831.0s] 16, only because I rolled a 10.
[832.6s] That could have been real good, though.
[834.0s] You all know that the acts of Mirabar
[836.5s] is commanded by Commander Torgar Hammerstryker,
[840.8s] and he has been the commander of the militia and the army in Mirabar
[846.0s] for close to 300 years now.
[848.2s] So that, to you, checks out.
[850.6s] Hammy, my man, Ham the man, Ham the man.
[856.6s] Who are you?
[860.3s] I'm Thea Amastasia, and these are my compadres.
[865.1s] What's your group name?
[870.6s] None of your fucking business.
[872.6s] That's our group name.
[873.4s] Oh, let's dial it down a notch there.
[875.9s] You see some of the soldiers get a little more agitated.
[879.5s] Sorry, I'm sorry.
[881.2s] Someone else start talking.
[883.7s] Elbow Flint, go talk to him.
[885.5s] You've got your charm belt.
[888.4s] Dwarves love to other dwarves.
[890.5s] It's all the dwarf love.
[891.6s] I put my axe away, and I walk up and I say,
[895.3s] Torgar Hammerstryker, you've come just in time.
[898.4s] There are some serious problems going on in Mirabar.
[902.2s] Well, I see that, but what is happening?
[904.9s] Sorry, who are you?
[905.9s] My apologies.
[906.9s] I'm Flint Firebeard.
[908.4s] I used to be with the Fist of the Iron Dawn.
[913.4s] What do you know?
[914.2s] What's happening?
[915.0s] We arrived in town a few days ago,
[918.1s] and it turns out my old company was here on some unsavory business,
[923.8s] which is part of why I left their ranks.
[928.2s] A bit of a plot has unfolded since then.
[931.8s] There's an elf wizard that seems to have cast a charm
[935.3s] on the rest of the acts of Mirabar.
[938.8s] Here in town, that has corrupted them,
[941.6s] and they're all in his control,
[944.9s] and who knows what they're doing,
[946.6s] because now we see that the city's on fire.
[949.0s] Did it just start getting on fire?
[953.4s] I don't know.
[954.4s] We were transported to...
[956.6s] It's a long story.
[957.7s] I don't know.
[958.5s] We just got back from where we were,
[960.5s] and we saw the town burning.
[962.9s] Okay. Well, that's not good.
[966.8s] We have half of our army here.
[970.4s] There were 500 soldiers left in the city,
[974.0s] and 500 were scheduled to return before we got back.
[978.6s] So that's...
[979.5s] If he has charmed them all,
[982.7s] that's a thousand soldiers that he has under his control.
[986.6s] Do you know anything about the charm?
[989.0s] Yes. Take off all your clothes.
[992.0s] I beg your pardon?
[993.4s] Who is this?
[995.0s] He's asking you, Flint.
[998.2s] This is Thea Amastasia.
[1000.4s] She's a druid,
[1001.8s] and I've been traveling with her for the last few months.
[1004.3s] Great.
[1005.2s] He's charmed the armor.
[1007.4s] Charmed the armor.
[1009.6s] Okay.
[1010.7s] Yes, because we met another person from the acts of Mirabar
[1015.2s] who was named...
[1017.1s] Anyone?
[1018.8s] Do you know a dwarf named Ostrich Battlehammer?
[1021.5s] He's a close friend, yes.
[1023.0s] We met him.
[1023.9s] He was uncharmed because he was off duty,
[1028.1s] not wearing his armor,
[1030.4s] and he appears to be one of the only soldiers
[1034.1s] not affected by this charm,
[1036.4s] and their minds appear to be gone.
[1040.2s] I'm sorry.
[1041.0s] I know these are your soldiers,
[1043.5s] but they are overtaken by this elf,
[1048.3s] and he is controlling their words and their actions.
[1051.9s] Do you know if this is a reversible charm?
[1055.0s] We tried removing the armor,
[1057.0s] and it had no effect.
[1058.6s] We don't know if there's a magical cure,
[1060.6s] but just removing the armor didn't do anything.
[1064.9s] So if we go in under this with our armor on,
[1069.4s] we are at risk, as you understand,
[1072.5s] to become charmed as well.
[1074.3s] Perhaps.
[1075.0s] Not so crazy now, am I?
[1076.4s] Perhaps.
[1076.9s] It could have been a one-time cast of a spell that he did,
[1082.1s] but we're not exactly sure,
[1084.2s] so it could be anything at this point.
[1087.0s] He may have set up some sort of mist tent
[1089.6s] because it was hot,
[1090.5s] and they all walked through it wearing their armor.
[1094.8s] Sure.
[1095.3s] Yeah, I get it.
[1096.0s] Anything's possible.
[1097.7s] Yeah.
[1100.1s] Okay, you don't know how you got out.
[1107.8s] Okay.
[1109.9s] Well, this is tough.
[1113.8s] There is a sewer entrance into Mirabar.
[1119.7s] I don't want to take all of my soldiers beyond this point,
[1123.6s] really, in case whatever's happening turns them,
[1128.0s] but I could come with you
[1129.9s] and try and get in without my armor, obviously,
[1135.0s] and see if we can't figure things out
[1138.6s] and then hopefully drop whatever charm
[1141.3s] or figure out if we can't all come in
[1143.8s] to help clear the city.
[1146.0s] We released Ostrich.
[1148.2s] We were all trapped in the dungeon together,
[1150.3s] so it's possible he escaped
[1154.3s] and we could find him,
[1155.5s] and maybe he has learned more in our absence,
[1159.8s] or he could now be possessed or dead,
[1168.3s] but you say he is a good friend of yours.
[1171.3s] Yes.
[1171.4s] If you know where he may be,
[1172.9s] that might be a good starting destination for us.
[1175.6s] He's the only one we saw that wasn't under this spell.
[1179.4s] Well, I know a couple places
[1181.0s] we could probably look for him.
[1184.2s] Hopefully, the entire place hasn't been completely overrun,
[1187.0s] but yeah, we need to get in there somehow,
[1191.0s] so let's get your armor.
[1195.8s] Or, you know, save the town, but either one.
[1198.7s] We do have some armor being made.
[1203.0s] Okay, maybe that's a good place to go,
[1204.9s] because if I can't get in with my armor,
[1208.3s] maybe there is another armor that I can be outfit with,
[1212.7s] but yes, let's go do that.
[1214.3s] He begins to take off his armor
[1216.2s] and give his next-in-command orders
[1219.8s] to hold their position until they hear otherwise
[1223.6s] or see a signal that is safe to enter the city.
[1228.5s] I would like to roll a perception check
[1230.6s] to see what Thea's reaction to him taking his armor off is.
[1238.7s] What's Thea's reaction to him taking his armor off?
[1242.9s] She sings inappropriately,
[1247.2s] and he says, all right, guys, let's go in through the sewers.
[1251.8s] And he leads you to the south of the city,
[1255.0s] where the river is,
[1257.0s] and there you find an entrance to some sewer tunnels.
[1262.1s] Gross.
[1263.1s] I mean, yay.
[1264.3s] You enter into these sewer tunnels,
[1265.8s] and Flint and Hammerstriker,
[1268.2s] they are able to walk through quite well,
[1270.7s] but Thea and Nularaaaa, you gotta duck a little bit.
[1274.8s] I complain about it.
[1275.8s] Well, you're quite tall, aren't you, Thea?
[1277.7s] I'm almost six feet tall.
[1279.9s] That is quite tall.
[1281.0s] And he says to you, he's like,
[1283.4s] so where are you getting this armor from?
[1288.6s] The guy in the shopping district?
[1294.2s] This is the day they realize
[1295.3s] they need to ask names and locations.
[1299.1s] He has an underground entrance as well.
[1303.4s] The entire city of Mirabar has an underground entrance,
[1306.2s] but there are two blacksmiths of decent quality,
[1309.5s] because this sewer will tie into those tunnels,
[1312.2s] and we can probably go check them out.
[1314.2s] Well, this blacksmith had a bunch of kids,
[1316.3s] if that helps you out.
[1317.6s] Oh, Patrick.
[1318.7s] Then we'll go see him.
[1320.3s] Yeah.
[1321.7s] So you travel through the sewers,
[1324.0s] and you don't see or hear some ruckus above,
[1327.5s] from the streets above,
[1329.0s] but you come to a side tunnel
[1332.6s] that eventually connects into the underground
[1336.3s] Mirabar tunnel network
[1338.2s] that you had been in previously
[1339.4s] when escaping the dragon.
[1340.8s] It takes a little while,
[1341.8s] but you get to the same blacksmith entrance
[1346.2s] that you were at before.
[1347.7s] Hammer Stryker goes up
[1349.0s] and kind of peeks through the door.
[1351.2s] He kind of gives you the wait a second hand signal,
[1356.5s] and he sneaks in.
[1358.5s] You hear some shuffling about,
[1360.6s] and then he comes back and waves you up,
[1362.4s] and you walk into the blacksmith,
[1364.3s] and it looks like it's been turned over,
[1366.2s] like everything is knocked off the walls.
[1368.6s] No.
[1371.8s] And...
[1372.7s] No!
[1375.3s] Thank you for reacting appropriately.
[1377.4s] Sorry, everyone else got to do it,
[1379.0s] so I wanted to get in on the fly.
[1380.1s] Well, he was real nice,
[1382.0s] and I just feel bad.
[1383.6s] Made it through the dragon attack,
[1385.2s] and now this dumb soldier has probably attacked him.
[1387.8s] Under the spell of this primsbane bastard.
[1390.6s] I start sifting through the remaining things,
[1394.1s] trying to find maybe the armor,
[1395.8s] because I asked them for it to be fancy.
[1398.2s] Are you trying to be quiet when you do this,
[1399.8s] or are you just kind of milling stuff about it?
[1401.5s] No, I'm trying...
[1402.2s] Well, first, I'm just looking around,
[1404.0s] but if I do move anything,
[1405.4s] I would like to be quiet about it.
[1406.8s] Should I make a stealth check?
[1408.2s] How about first we say...
[1410.9s] Hail, Patrick!
[1413.2s] Rather than just walking in
[1414.3s] and digging through the piles of rubble.
[1416.9s] Thea's high.
[1417.7s] Thea don't care.
[1418.6s] Oh, you're right, you're right.
[1419.8s] Thea don't care.
[1421.3s] Thea goes in and starts just rummaging through things.
[1425.0s] Very quietly she starts rummaging through things,
[1427.9s] because you got a good stealth check there.
[1430.3s] But Nularaaaa, you do yell out,
[1432.3s] and you hear from a side room,
[1438.6s] you hear kind of a stir,
[1441.3s] and like a picking up of a sword and shield,
[1444.9s] and you hear...
[1447.0s] Who? Who's there?
[1448.2s] Patty!
[1449.9s] Oh, it's you.
[1451.9s] Did you bring the army, too?
[1453.5s] You brought the dragon.
[1454.5s] Did you bring the army?
[1455.8s] And he kind of slowly walks out of this back room.
[1459.1s] Looks like he's been in a bit of a battle,
[1462.5s] but he looks okay.
[1464.5s] Just looks like he's been roughed up a little bit.
[1466.6s] Do he and Hammerstriker embrace or anything?
[1470.4s] They know each other?
[1471.8s] Do they kiss on the mouth?
[1473.4s] Hammerstriker...
[1473.8s] Do they kiss on the mouth?
[1475.4s] ...was clearing another room,
[1477.0s] but he walks in at the same time,
[1479.9s] and they don't kiss on the mouth.
[1484.3s] They acknowledge each other,
[1485.4s] and Hammerstriker asks him if he's okay,
[1488.7s] and then Patrick says...
[1491.1s] Well, the Axa Mirabar came in here
[1493.7s] and just started looting and tearing stuff off the walls,
[1496.4s] and I didn't know what was going on.
[1498.3s] I fled through the tunnels,
[1500.6s] but managed to sneak my way back in after they had left.
[1504.5s] What's going on?
[1505.7s] But you guys, you three,
[1508.1s] there's bad news bears about you.
[1509.9s] Every time I see you, something bad's going on.
[1514.9s] Well, you're not wrong,
[1516.6s] but we don't cause it.
[1518.2s] We try our best to help.
[1519.9s] And that's not really true.
[1521.7s] The second time you saw us,
[1523.0s] it was a quiet afternoon when we came to order armor.
[1525.4s] Yeah, so what, two out of three times
[1527.9s] it's been a total shit show?
[1529.8s] It's not so bad.
[1532.5s] It's pretty bad.
[1533.8s] Speaking of which...
[1537.4s] Did anyone steal my armor?
[1540.1s] Surprisingly, no,
[1542.3s] but the price has gone up.
[1544.1s] But it was free,
[1545.2s] and then I also paid you for it, so...
[1547.9s] Yep, the price has gone up.
[1549.5s] All right, Hammy, you know what to do.
[1553.4s] Okay.
[1557.5s] I fucking love Thea.
[1559.0s] It's so great.
[1561.3s] You got this, right?
[1563.2s] I'm making not clear gestures.
[1571.1s] He looks at you like,
[1573.1s] what are you talking about?
[1575.2s] And he looks at Patrick.
[1576.4s] He's like,
[1577.2s] Patrick, we need some armor.
[1580.2s] I am not wearing my armor
[1582.2s] because apparently these folks say
[1584.2s] that there's a charm on the acts of Mirabar armor,
[1587.4s] which has turned them into something,
[1590.9s] something that's not normal.
[1593.8s] I mean, you made a deal with her.
[1595.3s] You should probably just give her,
[1597.4s] even if she's paid.
[1599.0s] Patrick says,
[1599.6s] Fine, fine.
[1601.5s] I'll give you the armor.
[1602.6s] Thanks, Patty.
[1603.5s] You're the best.
[1606.0s] And I should have something in your size there, Torgar.
[1608.7s] So he goes into the back
[1610.5s] and brings out armor for Torgar and for you.
[1615.4s] How pretty is it?
[1616.9s] It is very pretty.
[1618.5s] It is very shiny.
[1620.2s] It is plate armor.
[1622.2s] You lift it and it is light as a feather.
[1625.0s] I give him 30 gold pieces
[1627.4s] just because I'm so happy.
[1629.6s] Why do you gotta,
[1632.6s] whatever.
[1633.7s] He takes the 30 gold.
[1638.8s] You are hilarious with the money.
[1640.8s] A watching contradiction.
[1643.0s] But then I pay him anyway.
[1644.9s] Yeah.
[1646.7s] This is how I do it.
[1648.0s] He hands the armor to Torgar
[1651.4s] and you both now have armor.
[1654.2s] I put mine on and I go to Nulara
[1656.0s] and I go, zip me up.
[1657.0s] I zip her up.
[1660.6s] Sure, it's a zipper.
[1661.6s] Why not?
[1664.7s] I was just being funny,
[1665.7s] like how girls put on dresses
[1667.0s] and then they have to get someone to zip them up.
[1668.6s] It's a zipper.
[1669.4s] Okay.
[1670.7s] The only zipper in Faerun.
[1673.4s] You've got it.
[1674.2s] That would be amazing.
[1675.4s] You know how complicated it is to put on armor?
[1678.7s] You need a page to put it on you
[1681.9s] and tie it up piece by piece.
[1683.7s] It's exhausting.
[1684.8s] Zip, zip.
[1685.6s] This is amazing.
[1686.4s] That was worth the 30 extra gold you just gave him.
[1688.6s] Certainly was.
[1689.5s] What's my armor class now?
[1691.3s] You have a 16 armor class.
[1694.4s] Hoping for 18, but okay.
[1696.1s] What kind of armor do you think is gonna give you?
[1697.8s] I don't even have 18.
[1699.2s] I was gonna say I don't have 18.
[1701.7s] Damn, badass.
[1703.1s] I'm wearing badass scale mail
[1705.0s] and I don't even have 18.
[1706.2s] Your armor class without armor is 11.
[1709.0s] So you have plus five armor.
[1710.3s] Damn, that's nice.
[1712.3s] Okay, amazing.
[1713.6s] I just feel like I get hit a lot.
[1715.9s] Well, you do because you put yourself
[1717.4s] in the middle of gargoyle.
[1719.5s] You do kind of jump right in.
[1721.8s] That room was small.
[1723.4s] Yeah, we were all in the middle of some stuff
[1725.4s] in that dungeon.
[1725.7s] That room was tiny.
[1727.8s] You are a squishy druid.
[1729.9s] Just keep that in mind.
[1732.4s] But now you're a little less squishy.
[1734.1s] So you guys are all armored up.
[1738.6s] Patrick, can you tell us anything about the soldiers?
[1742.9s] Did you make their armor?
[1744.2s] Did you notice anything different about it?
[1746.3s] We're trying to figure out how to fight these guys
[1749.5s] or how to stop the charm that Prisbane has on them.
[1753.6s] There's me and another blacksmith in town
[1755.8s] that have been making the armor
[1758.2s] and they do use a rare metal alloy
[1761.4s] that we've been developing.
[1762.6s] It's not used for any other type of armor.
[1767.0s] That's the only real difference.
[1769.0s] What's the metal called?
[1770.8s] Well, we've been working with Clan Ironstar
[1773.3s] to use their dark steel alloy
[1775.4s] and combine that with mithril armor.
[1777.9s] A dark mithril alloy, if you will.
[1780.6s] And no one else in town is allowed to use it.
[1783.1s] It's specifically for the acts of Mirabar.
[1786.0s] But, you know, seems kind of big now.
[1789.5s] But really that's the only difference though.
[1792.0s] I bet that has something to do with the spell.
[1795.1s] It'd be an easy way to target it, wouldn't it?
[1798.7s] Do I know any, like, out of character,
[1801.3s] do I know of this spell?
[1803.4s] Is there any way that I can...
[1805.8s] You know that there are...
[1808.6s] Did I ask this already?
[1810.0s] Now I feel like it may have asked already.
[1811.7s] And you said you know that there are control spells.
[1814.2s] In character, you know that there are
[1817.1s] spells that can control minds,
[1819.1s] usually done by necromantic wizards.
[1821.8s] However, you know those spells have limitations.
[1825.3s] You know, usually if they're going to do that,
[1827.7s] there's a set number of targets
[1830.8s] that they are able to control
[1833.9s] while maintaining concentration.
[1835.8s] But what you've seen is likely
[1838.2s] he has control of 1,000 soldiers,
[1842.5s] which is far outside the realm
[1845.6s] of what you know could be possible
[1848.4s] by a spell of that sort.
[1850.3s] I imagine him sitting in a room somewhere
[1852.1s] with the look of like consternation,
[1854.3s] just the constant focus
[1857.1s] of trying to keep track of 1,000.
[1860.7s] But you know that there likely
[1863.8s] could be something else at play
[1866.8s] along with some sort of control spell.
[1868.9s] Well, I want to hit things, you guys.
[1871.6s] I want things to hit me.
[1872.8s] I want to test this metal.
[1875.0s] Where to?
[1875.9s] Should we try to find the other dwarf?
[1881.4s] Or should we try like,
[1883.3s] do you want to just like go find Primsbane?
[1887.5s] I don't really, I feel bad actually.
[1891.8s] Maybe you guys can just remind me.
[1893.4s] When we fought the dwarves in the dungeon,
[1897.8s] like, did they ever come back to themselves?
[1901.0s] Like, do we have to kill all of them?
[1902.7s] Or can we break the spell?
[1905.8s] We tried taking off the armor
[1908.6s] because that was the only thing
[1909.9s] that we could think to really do.
[1911.0s] And we're not like super magical.
[1913.4s] So there might be a magic fix,
[1915.0s] but taking off the armor didn't help.
[1917.1s] No, and their faces were blue
[1919.0s] with like black veins and stuff like that.
[1923.4s] So I guess like my inclination
[1925.5s] would be to go to the source
[1927.2s] and see if that,
[1928.9s] like if we kill Primsbane,
[1931.0s] if they become uncharmed
[1932.7s] rather than just like fighting
[1934.3s] and killing a bunch of people,
[1935.8s] like it's not their fault.
[1937.1s] Yeah.
[1937.5s] Oh, no, for sure.
[1938.4s] We should try to take out Primsbane.
[1940.3s] Yes.
[1941.0s] Okay.
[1941.5s] Hammer Stryker, where do you think Primsbane is?
[1945.8s] He's the one we need to find.
[1947.6s] We need to kill him
[1949.2s] and see if we can save these soldiers.
[1951.4s] The most fortified location in the city
[1953.8s] is likely where you were
[1956.8s] when you were in the brig.
[1958.4s] That building has the most fortified position.
[1963.8s] It's the hardest to get into.
[1965.4s] There's only really two entrances,
[1968.1s] the front and there's one getaway exit
[1972.8s] out the rear,
[1973.9s] which exits into the tunnels.
[1977.3s] So we do have a way in
[1980.3s] through the underground system.
[1982.3s] My guess is if he's in town
[1984.4s] and doing this,
[1985.5s] that's where he would be.
[1986.8s] Back to the dungeon.
[1987.9s] I guess we don't know if he's in town,
[1989.6s] but it's a good starting spot.
[1995.0s] Let's go.
[1995.8s] Should we try to find Ostrich?
[1997.4s] On the way.
[1999.0s] Keep an eye out.
[2000.5s] Hammer Stryker, is there a way
[2002.2s] you said you thought you might know
[2003.8s] where Ostrich was?
[2005.6s] We could use more help.
[2008.2s] Can we swing by,
[2010.5s] pick him up on our way to go kill the Dark Elf?
[2013.0s] Well, we can.
[2015.1s] There are a couple safe houses
[2016.5s] that we could get to
[2017.7s] that aren't on site.
[2021.2s] So we can go try and swing by there
[2022.7s] and see if maybe he's holed up.
[2024.2s] Let's do that.
[2025.0s] You guys head back down.
[2026.0s] Patrick stays behind.
[2027.5s] He's not coming with you,
[2029.0s] but you four head down into the tunnels
[2032.2s] and it takes you a little while.
[2035.2s] You don't run into anybody
[2037.4s] before you make it to an exit
[2039.1s] from the tunnels,
[2040.4s] which brings you out into a street,
[2043.7s] which Hammer Stryker says,
[2045.6s] okay, the safe house is just
[2047.0s] across the street here.
[2048.9s] He looks out into the road.
[2050.8s] There appears to be some guards
[2053.8s] down at the end of the way.
[2055.5s] So we just have to make it
[2057.0s] across the street,
[2057.8s] down a couple of doors
[2059.2s] and get into the house
[2060.6s] without them seeing us.
[2061.8s] Nulara, you know what to do.
[2063.8s] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[2066.3s] I'll pass without a trace
[2070.3s] and we'll be real sneaky.
[2075.7s] Hello, welcome back.
[2081.3s] It's been too long
[2082.5s] and I've missed you so much.
[2083.8s] It's me, your dungeon master,
[2085.2s] Russ More.
[2085.8s] Thank you for listening
[2087.0s] to episode 15 of Dumptions and Dragons,
[2089.1s] this one titled,
[2090.1s] A Stutter in Time.
[2091.8s] This episode is dealing
[2093.0s] with the portal jump
[2094.3s] that Flint, Thea and Nulara
[2096.0s] made to Enan,
[2097.1s] the world of bros and dragons.
[2099.3s] If you missed that episode,
[2100.7s] it's their episode 32.
[2102.9s] So you should head over to iTunes,
[2104.6s] check them out,
[2105.4s] bros and dragons
[2106.4s] and specifically episode 32
[2108.8s] to hear some of that crazy stuff
[2110.6s] that went down
[2111.3s] and what we're dealing with now.
[2112.6s] That's all I've got.
[2113.5s] The next part in our adventure
[2114.7s] will be available June 28th.
[2116.8s] I know, so far away.
[2118.9s] It'll go quick though, don't worry.
[2120.1s] With episode 16.
[2121.8s] Let's get back out there
[2122.7s] and see if we can't start
[2123.8s] cleaning up this quest log though.
[2125.8s] Talk to you next time.
[2126.7s] Last up to one hour.
[2136.2s] Must stay within 30 feet.
[2137.8s] Yeah, we've got to stay within 30 feet
[2140.3s] and we just get a plus 10
[2143.3s] to stealth checks
[2145.3s] and we leave no trace also, hence.
[2148.1s] Yeah, you leave no footprints and stuff.
[2149.8s] Yeah.
[2150.4s] You cast pass without a trace
[2151.9s] and you feel
[2152.9s] and the magical wave wash over you
[2155.4s] and it appears to have succeeded.
[2158.3s] So make a, as you head out
[2160.3s] into the street,
[2161.0s] make a stealth check everybody
[2162.7s] with a plus 10 bonus.
[2165.5s] Oh, it's a good thing it's a plus 10.
[2167.0s] Plus your stealth.
[2167.9s] 24.
[2170.1s] Nice.
[2172.1s] 20.
[2173.2s] 18.
[2174.2s] Hammer striker got 14
[2175.8s] but that's still good enough
[2177.0s] to make it to the safe house
[2178.5s] across the street and you get in
[2180.4s] and as you get in
[2182.0s] and shut the door,
[2183.5s] you are unnoticed.
[2184.9s] You go into the safe house
[2186.6s] and it looks like it has been
[2189.0s] turned over as well.
[2190.1s] Hammer striker calls out
[2192.0s] and says,
[2192.6s] Ostrick, are you here?
[2194.5s] And you wait a second
[2195.4s] and there's no call back.
[2196.6s] Well, shit.
[2198.0s] There was several safe houses, right?
[2199.9s] Yeah.
[2200.4s] Okay.
[2200.7s] Well, we're invisible for an hour.
[2202.0s] We can traipse all over
[2202.9s] this goddamn town if you want.
[2205.1s] Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
[2207.5s] It says maybe we can look around here
[2210.2s] and just see if
[2211.5s] see if there's anything left behind.
[2213.4s] Oh, for sure.
[2214.7s] I go upstairs.
[2216.3s] Is there an upstairs?
[2217.3s] I don't know.
[2219.8s] Okay.
[2220.1s] I go into the next room.
[2221.3s] It's a rancher.
[2222.1s] They don't do well with stairs.
[2223.4s] You just want to do
[2224.3s] investigation checks.
[2226.2s] Yep.
[2227.6s] Fuck my rolls.
[2232.3s] Five.
[2234.6s] 16.
[2235.8s] 12.
[2236.3s] Takes about five minutes
[2238.5s] and hammer striker calls you
[2240.9s] as you're each searching rooms
[2242.8s] and says that he found a small stone soldier
[2248.5s] that he knows that Osric owns.
[2250.7s] And he says he found that tucked behind
[2253.7s] one of the cabinets.
[2254.6s] So he feels that he has been here
[2256.5s] and he might be at one of the other locations.
[2259.0s] Okay.
[2259.7s] Great.
[2260.1s] Let's go.
[2261.0s] Sneakily.
[2261.6s] As you head back out into the street,
[2263.5s] do you guys want to take the tunnels
[2265.1s] or do you want to just take the street?
[2266.9s] I guess whatever's faster.
[2268.6s] Like the spell lasts for a while.
[2271.5s] So as far as we know, no one is looking for us.
[2278.0s] So I guess the most direct way we can get there.
[2281.3s] Hammer striker says, well, we can head through the streets.
[2283.5s] That'd probably be the quickest way.
[2286.2s] It's a little twisty down underneath
[2289.2s] but we're more than likely to pass by a few guard posts.
[2293.1s] But yeah, we can head through the streets.
[2294.5s] It'd take us about 10 minutes to get there.
[2296.1s] They're on the far side of town there.
[2298.5s] So you guys head out
[2299.4s] and you're walking through the streets
[2302.1s] Has anyone else noticed
[2303.4s] that Russ is really making mentions
[2305.0s] of how much time things take?
[2306.1s] Yes, I did also notice that.
[2308.9s] It's important to know.
[2310.2s] Totally.
[2311.0s] I'm so torn.
[2312.0s] Like I want it to be other bad guys, not soldiers.
[2315.3s] Like this is their commander
[2316.6s] and he's going to have to fight them.
[2318.1s] There are a lot of moral implications
[2319.8s] that I'm not that comfortable with.
[2321.5s] Oh, for sure.
[2322.4s] Yeah.
[2322.7s] So you head out into the street
[2324.3s] and you take a turn away from the first guards
[2328.2s] that you saw.
[2329.8s] You walk out into a main road area
[2333.6s] and you're sticking kind of to the side
[2335.6s] but you see a group of 10 soldiers marching up.
[2339.4s] Make a stealth check.
[2342.6s] 24.
[2343.2s] Still plus 10?
[2344.3s] Yeah.
[2344.8s] Sweet.
[2345.6s] 29.
[2346.8s] 17.
[2347.4s] Hammer striker got 16.
[2348.6s] So you guys make it by.
[2351.7s] Hammer striker trips as he's walking by
[2355.4s] and all of the soldiers turn their heads to look
[2357.8s] but they just keep walking.
[2359.0s] So you make it by them
[2360.1s] and you make it to the second safe house
[2363.0s] without alerting anybody.
[2364.5s] He leads you in there and it looks very similar.
[2367.0s] So he calls out and he says,
[2369.8s] Osric and nothing.
[2372.5s] You don't hear anything back.
[2373.8s] You want to make investigation checks?
[2375.4s] Nope.
[2377.8s] 18.
[2378.5s] 19.
[2379.0s] Five.
[2381.9s] All right.
[2382.3s] Hammer striker got four.
[2383.6s] Thea, you are searching rooms
[2385.8s] and this safe house is bigger than 30 feet.
[2389.0s] So you guys are extending beyond the range of the spell
[2393.3s] but you step into one of the rooms
[2397.6s] and just kind of pass through
[2401.8s] where the range of the spell is
[2403.8s] and you hear a startled yell
[2408.2s] and as you become visible to Osric
[2411.8s] he swings down at you with his axe.
[2415.3s] Make a deck saving throw.
[2418.2s] 16.
[2419.0s] He misses you and looks at you and says,
[2421.3s] where have you guys been?
[2423.2s] Around.
[2425.1s] Jesus.
[2426.1s] Hey guys, he's in here.
[2427.7s] Wait, we were around Jesus?
[2431.1s] Well, you know, some of those dragonborn had long hair.
[2436.7s] All right, yeah, fair enough.
[2438.9s] Okay, we join them.
[2440.7s] Then do we all disappear again?
[2442.2s] Wait, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
[2445.0s] You stay by the front door.
[2447.0s] But it's concentration, right?
[2449.1s] So I can choose for us to not be invisible
[2451.8s] but before I do that, does he look okay?
[2455.9s] Is he him?
[2456.6s] He looks to be him.
[2458.2s] Yeah, he doesn't look like he's taken over.
[2460.1s] It looks like he's been in more battle
[2463.8s] than when you last saw him
[2465.7s] which looks like he had been interrogated with force.
[2468.7s] Because I got some questions.
[2471.0s] Yeah, for sure.
[2471.8s] How long have we been gone?
[2473.5s] Uh, you guys have been gone for three weeks.
[2477.4s] What?
[2478.1s] What?
[2479.1s] That was unexpected.
[2480.5s] Yeah.
[2481.3s] Okay.
[2481.8s] And what, I mean, I think we can surmise
[2484.6s] but what has happened since we left?
[2487.4s] The armies just run rampant, destroying the town?
[2490.7s] Well, you guys disappeared.
[2492.2s] Yep.
[2492.5s] And Leonid and I, we didn't know where you went
[2496.0s] or what happened, obviously.
[2498.3s] So we tried to escape and were confronted.
[2501.6s] I managed to make it out
[2502.7s] but Leonin was taken prisoner again
[2504.7s] and I haven't seen him since then.
[2506.9s] I managed to make it to one of the safe houses
[2509.3s] and it was ambushed.
[2510.6s] All of them were.
[2512.2s] I fought my way out, went into the tunnels
[2514.8s] and hid for quite a while
[2516.4s] and I've been hopping between them ever since.
[2519.4s] Leaving clues, hoping someone would come back
[2522.1s] from the other troops unaffected
[2523.9s] but after you guys left,
[2526.0s] 500 more of the soldiers came back
[2528.5s] and literally, when they hit the city limits
[2531.1s] they turned into the same monster,
[2533.8s] zombies, not themselves.
[2536.9s] Well, we know that it's the armor now, at least
[2541.4s] because this fine gentleman right here
[2544.8s] is not wearing the armor that was, you know.
[2549.2s] You know.
[2551.3s] You know.
[2552.0s] Hammer Stryker says she's apparently been smoking
[2554.4s] and I don't really care for her.
[2556.1s] Listen, if you were in an alternate dimension
[2558.2s] that you didn't even know existed
[2559.8s] and where one day was actually three weeks back home,
[2563.8s] good sir, you would need a little something too.
[2567.5s] Yeah, he looks at you like you smoked way too much.
[2571.9s] And off in the background,
[2573.1s] I just make that crazy person
[2575.9s] like finger around the head in a circle kind of motion.
[2579.8s] Little did you know, Flynn's doing it for himself
[2582.2s] because he's got a screaming dragonborn in his headstone.
[2585.4s] Oh yeah, it's not great in my head right now.
[2588.0s] Hammer Stryker and Osric are discussing
[2591.7s] what the situation is
[2593.2s] and Osric has come to the conclusion
[2594.9s] that he believes that Primsbane is also
[2596.8s] in the town hall area where the brig is
[2601.0s] but it is overrun with these soldiers.
[2603.4s] The only quick way in would be the tunnels
[2606.2s] but he feels that that's going to be
[2607.6s] fairly heavily guarded as well.
[2609.2s] Is there a way that we can get a message
[2611.0s] out to the thousand troops
[2612.5s] that are outside of Mirabar right now?
[2614.6s] I don't know.
[2614.9s] We'd have to find a way to give them a signal
[2617.6s] what did you want to tell them?
[2619.0s] Find different armor, come back, save the city.
[2624.1s] I still think we're better sorted
[2626.5s] to do like a small mission
[2629.6s] where we take out the leader
[2630.9s] and see if it fixes everything.
[2632.3s] I suppose so.
[2633.5s] Yeah, because again,
[2634.3s] we don't want the soldiers to have to...
[2636.0s] I mean, if that's what it comes to,
[2637.4s] that's what it comes to
[2638.4s] but they're not going to be real keen
[2640.5s] to come and fight their compadres.
[2643.6s] Could we at least send a message
[2645.4s] saying something like,
[2646.4s] it is the armor under no circumstance
[2649.9s] should you come near the city
[2651.1s] with your armor on?
[2652.1s] Because the last thing you need...
[2654.1s] They know not to come
[2655.0s] unless they're signaled.
[2656.0s] So I think if we don't signal them at all,
[2657.9s] that would be the better solution.
[2659.8s] Okay, I'm just trying to be proactive.
[2661.8s] Well, let's go and kill some dark elf.
[2666.4s] It sounds like a couple of bad options.
[2668.6s] So what do you guys recommend?
[2670.3s] This is your town.
[2672.1s] You know the lay of the land
[2674.0s] way better than we do.
[2676.7s] Are the tunnels the better option?
[2679.1s] What do you suggest?
[2680.6s] Because we have to take this guy out.
[2682.5s] Osric says...
[2683.5s] The tunnel, as guarded as it may be,
[2687.4s] there are 500 soldiers
[2689.2s] standing outside their front door.
[2691.6s] I think the tunnel is going to be
[2693.0s] the easiest way in.
[2694.5s] That said, there will still be
[2696.2s] some hard fighting to get in there,
[2697.7s] though, I think.
[2698.3s] Once we are in,
[2699.1s] we may be able to bar the bulk
[2700.7s] of their soldiers from getting in.
[2702.5s] If we are able to get past
[2703.9s] some of their defenses.
[2705.7s] Tunnels it is.
[2707.0s] Let's do it.
[2708.0s] As you turn to leave,
[2710.2s] Nularaaaa, you hear...
[2712.5s] Well, all of you hear,
[2713.7s] but the source is coming from Nularaaaa.
[2716.1s] You hear a static charge,
[2719.4s] like a electric shock, lightning.
[2722.6s] Not that you're shocked,
[2723.5s] but that kind of sound.
[2724.9s] And you hear a voice crackling in.
[2728.5s] The sound is coming from your arrow quiver.
[2731.3s] And you hear the voice of
[2734.2s] what you think is Salazar.
[2736.9s] And it's coming in through static,
[2739.4s] and he says...
[2740.5s] Tibby, Tibby, where are you?
[2743.8s] Where did you guys go?
[2744.9s] We just, we just got your signal back.
[2747.0s] Ah, you stupid mech.
[2761.3s] Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod
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